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9 Stupid Answers for Stupid
Questions................!
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1. Someone calls you at 2:am in
the night and ask you "are you
sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
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2. You're making out with a girl
then you start pulling her pants
then she asks;
what are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you?
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3. They see you coming out of
the bathroom,
wet; ''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of
the elevator on the ground floor
going to your office, yet they ask;
''going up?''
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office
to come down and meet me!
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5. Your boyfriend comes home
with a bunch of flowers and you
still asks him;
''are those flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
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6. You're in the queue at the
cinema to buy tickets, a friend
see's you and ask; ''what are you
doing here?''
Ans: I’m here to pay my school
fees!
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7. When people see you lying
down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.
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8. You went to a restaurant n the
waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get
you a table?''
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on
floor.
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9. Are you reading this post?
Ans:...?
Lolzz that is Nigerians for you.
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